"Beautifully written and lovingly told,
Scott’s book has the makings to be “Out of Africa” meets “Running With
Scissors”" - Marcus Malbry, The New York Times
The first scene in Robyn Scott’s memoir takes place shortly after
her family has arrived in Botswana. Her parents had decided on the spur
of the moment to uproot their children from New Zealand and return to
the peaceful nation where they had met.
Robyn, the oldest of the three
Scott children, is just shy of 7. It’s dusk and Grandpa Ivor is
impressing the children by luring two giant moths to his face with
droplets of wine and grape juice he lets pool in the corners of his
mouth. First, one lands on his cheek, “wings flat against his face,
long proboscis reaching for a drop,” then the other settles on the
other cheek. Such scenes of innocent wonderment, “magical and
ridiculous” in Scott’s words, animate “Twenty Chickens for a Saddle” as
it follows the Scotts’ 15 years in Botswana. The six most colorful
years are spent in Selebi, the former mining town where Grandpa Ivor
and Granny Betty are the sole residents. Scott’s family — in a
typically unconventional move — sets up house across the yard in a
foul-smelling former cow shed. The rest of the book is divided
mostly between the family’s subsequent home on a 2,000-acre farm
(another fanciful dream of her father, a doctor who flies to private
clinics in even more remote villages) and Scott’s teenage years at
boarding school in neighboring Zimbabwe. Robyn, or “Rob” or
“Robbie,” is smart and willful. And although she never articulates it —
other than through her father’s jokes about her lacking a sense of
humor or her mother’s homeopathic remedies, designed in Robbie’s case
to make her less rigid — Scott is not as quirky as the rest of her
family. Her mother home-schools the children in unstructured
“lessons.” Both parents allow their son to play with blasting caps from
an old mine dump, which nearly blow his eyes out. They make their
9-year-old daughter break her own pony; and her father leaves her, as
an adolescent, alone with an angle grinder. “It was fine — as Mum
and Dad’s big decisions always were,” Scott writes. “Now, as always,
the past and its possibilities were soon banished by the excitement of
what lay ahead: the temptation to dwell and regret no match for the
love of change that Mum and Dad both lived and breathed so infectiously
into the family.” Scott never attempts to square her love for her parents’ sense of fun with the irresponsibility that accompanied it. In
fact, she misses most opportunities for introspection, revelation or
catharsis — the particular gifts memoirs can offer author and reader
alike. Scott avoids many of the pitfalls some white African
memoirists have fallen into: most important, the insistent if subtle
sense of white superiority that sometimes lurks just beneath the
surface. But her Africa is too often cast as an exotic “other” — though
that may be inevitable given her age when she arrived in Botswana. The
menagerie of eccentrics in her family is the most interesting jungle in
Scott’s world. But rather than investigating them, or any conflicted
feelings toward them, she chooses to concentrate on natural history. Africa
is mostly a backdrop, though, never deeply explored. Likewise, the
endless stories of poisonous snakes and other Dark Continent vermin add
as little to an understanding of Scott’s inner life as do the beautiful
sunsets she describes — above the brittle bush or the crocodile- and
hippo-infested waters of the Limpopo. She does, however, dwell
awhile on her grandfather Ivor’s drunkenness and her father’s
stubbornness in dealing with him. Ivor had left his three sons and his
wife penniless after their divorce, and fled to a new life in Botswana
as a bush pilot when Scott’s father was 12. Yet after detailing Grandpa
Ivor’s catalog of fatherly flaws, Scott writes that “as a grandfather,
however, he was perfect.” Beautifully written and lovingly told,
Scott’s book has the makings to be “Out of Africa” meets “Running With
Scissors” — except Scott lacks Augusten Burroughs's wry wit and sharp analysis. In
the end, the Botswanan government’s unwillingness or inability to heed
her father’s research into cheap, natural remedies to slow progression
of early-stage AIDS leads him to give up on the country. Not long
after, both parents give up on their marriage. Scott earned a
degree in bioinformatics, studying access to medicine in poor nations,
and continues to volunteer in the field. In that sense, she is, in some
way, trying to fulfill her parents’ dream for Botswana. That’s heady stuff, but Scott doesn’t address it here. Like
Scott, I wrote my memoir in my 20s, and I know from experience that
when she writes the next edition of “Twenty Chickens for a Saddle,” 20
years from now, she may well add some of the emotional complexity this
first edition lacks. Marcus Mabry is the author of the memoir “White Bucks and Black-Eyed Peas” and “Twice as Good,” a biography of Condoleezza Rice. |